§ All reviews · rubric v2.7
Every service, graded.
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Service
Chains / Rails
KYC
Grade
#01
Tails — Amnesic Debian live OS that boots from USB and forces all traffic through Tor.
LEGIT
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A+
#02
Monero — Decentralised, open-source cryptocurrency with mandatory on-chain privacy: ring signatures, stealth addresses, and RingCT.
LEGIT
● XMR
L0 · trustless
A+
#03
Coldcard — Air-gapped Bitcoin-only hardware signing device
TRUSTED
● BTC
L0 · trustless
A
#04
Zeus — Non-custodial mobile Bitcoin and Lightning wallet; embedded LND or connects to LND/CLN/LNDHub over Tor.
LEGIT
● BTC
● LN
● TOR
L1 · anonymous
A
#05
SimpleX Chat — Decentralised messenger with no phone, email, or user IDs.
LEGIT
L0 · trustless
A
#06
Feather Wallet — Open-source Monero desktop wallet with built-in Tor and hardware wallet support.
LEGIT
● XMR
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A
#07
Mullvad VPN — Swedish flat-rate VPN with anonymous account numbers and cash payments.
LEGIT
● XMR
● BTC
● CASH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A
#08
IVPN — Gibraltar VPN: account-ID signup, Cure53-audited, accepts cash, Monero, Bitcoin and Lightning.
LEGIT
● BTC
● XMR
● LN
● CASH
L1 · anonymous
A
#09
BasicSwap — Particl-built cross-chain atomic-swap DEX. You run the nodes; the protocol does the swap. No signup, no custody, no operator.
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A
#10
Haveno — Decentralised Monero-base P2P exchange forked from Bisq, with 2-of-3 multisig escrow over Tor.
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
● ETH
● CASH
● SEPA
L0 · trustless
A
#11
Phoenix Wallet — Self-custodial Lightning wallet from ACINQ — runs a real Lightning node on your phone, no signup, no KYC.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#12
Blockstream Green — Non-custodial BTC and Lightning wallet with multisig 2FA
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#13
Blue Wallet — Non-custodial BTC + Lightning wallet for mobile and desktop, with multisig and hardware-wallet support
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
L1 · anonymous
A-
#14
Nunchuk — Open-source Bitcoin multisig coordinator with on-chain inheritance and air-gapped hardware signing.
TRUSTED
● BTC
L1 · anonymous
A-
#15
Sparrow Wallet — Bitcoin-only desktop wallet with PSBT, coin control and built-in Tor
TRUSTED
● BTC
L1 · anonymous
A-
#16
Session — Onion-routed encrypted messenger; no phone, no email.
LEGIT
L1 · anonymous
A-
#17
Cryptoservers — Offshore VPS and dedicated servers paid in crypto
TRUSTED
● SOL
● USDT
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
L1 · anonymous
A-
#18
Wasabi Wallet — BTC-only CoinJoin desktop wallet, Tor by default
CAUTION
● BTC
L1 · anonymous
A-
#19
Monerujo — Long-running open-source Android wallet for Monero
TRUSTED
● XMR
● BTC
L1 · anonymous
A-
#20
RoboSats — Federated peer-to-peer Lightning bitcoin exchange. Single-use robot avatars, no signup, Tor-only by default, AGPL-3.0 since 2022.
TRUSTED
● BTC
● LN
● TOR
L0 · trustless
A-