§ All reviews · rubric v2.7
Every service, graded.
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one rubric, every desk. Grades change when the truth changes.
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Service
Chains / Rails
KYC
Grade
#01
Mullvad VPN — Swedish flat-rate VPN with anonymous account numbers and cash payments.
LEGIT
● XMR
● BTC
● CASH
● CARD
L1 · anonymous
A
#02
SimpleLogin — Open-source email alias relay; Proton-owned, EU-hosted, self-hostable.
LEGIT
● BTC
● CARD
● SEPA
L2 · discreet
B
#03
Proton Mail — Swiss-based encrypted webmail with zero-access bodies, a Tor signup mirror, and IP logs available to Swiss courts on order.
CAUTION
● BTC
● CARD
L2 · discreet
B
#04
Cryptocardium — No-KYC crypto-funded Visa & Mastercard cards
TRUSTED
● BTC
● XMR
● ETH
● USDT
● CARD
L2 · discreet
C
#05
Holyheld — Non-custodial Mastercard for EU residents; mandatory KYC via Sumsub/Idenfy; fiat held by Unlimit (CY).
CAUTION
● ETH
● SEPA
● CARD
L5 · mandatory
D